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When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.
I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
A late-night bubble bath consisting of gay drunk people and Melanie Martinez music.
Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”
A cleaner way of saying getting wet.
"She was gagging for it, her bath wasn't just filled, it was overflowing;)" (filling the bath)
When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
When, as an adult, you fill up the sink with warm water, and then put your butt in it.
The shower wasn't working so I took a sink bath.
When your whole family takes a bath together
Wanna come over for tonight’s family bath