Female Batteries

A code name used to Describe a female principal who is within 50ft of you. Mostly used if you have some stuff on you like weed or a vape.

Pssst female batteries is near

Lead battery

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.

My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy

my battery died in 20 mins

Battery

Electricity with an expiration date

This battery is brand-new!

Batteries

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight

Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller