To get away with just about anything
Joe Shmoe: Hey guys, lets get some beers!
John Doe: Dude, we're only 17...we cant.
Joe Shmoe: Psh...Gotta Brad Pitt that shit.
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A small hole (pit) dug to hold brads (nails).
We were digging a basement. Next to the basement, I had some Brad Pits. I reached into one for some nails and there was a goddamn tarantula!
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A snakelike/serpentile creature. Normally used within the context of being a "top brad".
Ah, what a top brad, taking those year 12's to lunch instead of us...
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To spoil the fun for everyone, in a quest for personal aggrandizement, by revealing a hidden identity of someone.
Comes from Fake Steve Jobs diary where Brad Stone, of the NYTimes, found his real identity.
Fake Steve Jobs got brad stoned by the NYTimes!
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is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes
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An asshole who can get any girl he wants.
"whoa that chick is HAAWWWT"
"forget her man, you ain't no brad pitt"
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