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The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.
"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
A fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. It is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
Bearded Asshole: "I don't understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me."
Co-Worker: "It's because you are at work and never do anything productive."
Bearded Asshole: "Well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. Nobody understands me."
Co-Worker: "Stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.
b. a 5 of clock shadow.
homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"
When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.
"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"
Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.
The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten
Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones
A man with so much detail into his beard that it becomes queerish in its own disign.
Look at shane's "Queer beard"!