Bill Gates

When somebody with a small or micro penis loses their erection.

"dude I was smashing that girl and her dad walked in and I went full Bill Gates"

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Dirty Bill

Named after our great 42nd president William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton. In reference to the Monica Lewinsky. Alleged situation. It is when you have one fine cigar. One decent looking intern. You insert the cigar into her pussy. stroke it in and out a bit, then put the cigar into your mouth like a soon to be president would. And suck the juices off of it.

Get elected Governor of any sate. But I heard that Arkansas works best. Use coercion on your young, and innocent, inter into letting you bang her out with a cigar. Then suck the pussy juice off of it. Let me remind you all that in presidential terms this dose not count as sexual relations. Its just a Dirty Bill

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Bill and Ted

2 most xcellent boys whom we base our whole vocabulary around. never use the following words unless in reference 2 these most bodacious dudes-
xcellent/most xcellent
totally
bodacious/bodacious babes
heinous/most heinous
wild stallions

Excellent Bill.
Most excellent Ted.
Rufus: Most excellent Bill and Ted.

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a bill fifty

one hundred and fifty dollars

man this bitch owe me a bill fifty and im about to collect.

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Bill Brasky

Bill Brasky is a ten foot tall son of a bitch that showers in vodka and feeds his babies shrimp scampy.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I went hunting? We stalked and murdered every memeber of the bannana splits. All of them begged for their lives, except Fleegle.

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bill dauterive

Born William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive, Bill is Hank Hill's overweight, divorced, stupid, and often mocked friend in the hilarious show King of the Hill.

bill dauterive: I have a confession too Hank. In a moment of weakness on a dark rainy night I slept with Peggy.

hank hill: No you didn't Bill.

bill dauterive: I know

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Bill Bro'reilly

1. A bro that could be considered loud, obnoxious and ignorant. This bro has trouble admitting he is wrong and will try to distort facts. When cornered on an issue he is likely to interrupt and yell at you out of frustration.

2. Host of the Bro'reilly Factor

3. Hardcore Conservative bro

Steve: Dan is a regular Bill Bro'reilly hes always getting upset and yelling when we debate.

Scott: Well that's just how some people are.

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