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In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.
What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.
When a girl/ boy gives their significant other or someone they like head for their birthday
“Girl he gave me birthday top, it was the best I’ve ever had”
A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .
Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️
Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone
Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb
" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb
The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.
Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."