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a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.
"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"
The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !
A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.
When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
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Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.
Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.
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While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.
Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.
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