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hawg in a blanket

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.

M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"

by RedJubbyDub September 15, 2014


Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014


Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .

Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !

by Chigga1323 December 30, 2014


stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018


Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 March 29, 2011

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F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.

Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.

by 711Arbor May 9, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

by Dirty Daniel from B'ham February 7, 2011

15πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž