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An apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting). The room can also include a stereo for music or to muffle the noise. Combination of the verb Blast and the Noun Pad.
Ya my old lady was home so I had to take my new girl to the blast pad to get busy
When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.
Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.
When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;
1) Having no stamina.
2) Strip club private dance encounters
3) Not having blown a load for a long time.
4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting
Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.
Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup
Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.
Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!
Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!
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The second level of circle jerking is frisbee blasting where at least 2 people sit or stand faceing each other, one person masterbates 30s at a time going back and forth until ejaculating onto the other(male or female), if more than
2 people in a frisbee blast the first to cum has to lay between everyone till the next to ejeculat the rotate with them.
Couldn't hang with the boys ever again after last weeks frisbee blast.
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Used when you gotta nut (cum), or when you are going to masturbate
Family: "Where r u going?"
You:"Gotta blast!"
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The act of using one's thumb or thumbs to infiltrate one's anal or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions. Similar to finger blast.
Yo bro, I thumb blasted the shit out of that girl from the bar last night.
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