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give me bleach please

give me bleach please is when you see something disgusting and need bleach like in the example

I just saw 2 girls 1 cup, give me bleach please

by Bloody Luca Legend May 20, 2022


Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.

The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.

by SlimShady600 November 15, 2010

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go drink some bleach

when a guy wants a girls mouth sparkling clean for his dick

girl go drink some bleach before we netflix and chill

by mack and liv May 3, 2016

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Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk March 17, 2014

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The Bleach Incident

On January 31st, 2024, the feast day of St. John Bosco, an incident in which a student pretended to drink bleach and spilled some on his skin and shirt occured. His friends were absolutely flabbergasted and told him to go to the nurse's office immediately, as he might get a bleach rash. The student was quickly taken home, and forced to write a letter of apology to his teacher.

"Dude, did you hear about The Bleach Incident?"

by BleachIncidentKid January 31, 2024


Bleach Gang

A Roofless Group of people about they money.Addicted to money...Bleach gang set.

Bleach: A Roofless Group of people about they money.Addicted to money...Bleach gang set.
I dyed my hair gold & earned my Stripes on Bleach🏧🍞

by Xannie August 7, 2020


brain bleach

When you find out one of the recent Playboy model is the reminder of the ending from Sleepaway Camp.

Did someone just send me a drawing of a man birthing an infant coming out of his hairy ass? Quick find me the fucking brain bleach as that's beyond sick as it's up there with the news story about Genetic Attraction.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018