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give me bleach please

give me bleach please is when you see something disgusting and need bleach like in the example

I just saw 2 girls 1 cup, give me bleach please

by Bloody Luca Legend May 20, 2022


Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.

The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.

by SlimShady600 November 15, 2010

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go drink some bleach

when a guy wants a girls mouth sparkling clean for his dick

girl go drink some bleach before we netflix and chill

by mack and liv May 3, 2016

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Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk March 17, 2014

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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 15, 2024


bleach my balls

A dysregulatory response in which the mind has nothing else to go to except the response above.

**at fancy restaurant

BLEACH MY BALLS, this place is faaaannncy

by January 27, 2022


bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017