bot block

To decline an unexpected amorous advance by awkwardly doing "The Robot" dance.

Jenny approached Billy outside of the bar and asked to come home with him, but she was bot blocked.

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hot block

Popping the hood on an unlocked vehicle, then in the engine compartment, put your feet on the bumper and let your ass hang in, now dispense your putrid stomach cramping chocolate play-doh all over the engine block. When the car warms up, the fesis will melt, covering the engine in black mud, the vile scent will inevitably woft through the vents carrying very small particles of excrement into the driver's and passanger's nostrils, causing the driver to curb his vehicle.

Before the car even made it out of the parking lot the driver rolled out of the vehicle, when i saw him gasping for air there was no doubt in my mind that he had been hot blocked

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cock-block

interupting on a buddy or someone while he is trying to get with a girl

Wow, that guy is being a real cock-block.

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cock blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from getting a sexual encounter with a female.

Man, will you get da fuck outta here and stop cock blocking me you Ja Rule loving parasite.

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block bleeder

Someone who is selling drugs in his neighborhood. Relieving fiends of every penny you can usually going days on end without sleep. hustling 24x7.

"He has been up three days straight bleeding the block. Hes a real block bleeder not some part time criminal"

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G block

An all black hood located in Downtown Windsor Ontario. The main streets around this hood are McDougall, Glengarry, and Wyandotte

Don’t claim G block if you don’t there

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baller block

A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.

Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."

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