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When a guy is waiting for a girl to take them back after break up and throw himself at the gym 24/7
He totally went to the gym after the break up and blue balls-ing himself a giant vein on his right arm
Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking
Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December
Kid 1:Oh
When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach ejaculation.
Last night I had a serious case of Bolivian blue balls
When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.
Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.
When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.
*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"
When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.
Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"
then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"
"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"
"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :
Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"