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We’re everyone one needs to eat just blueberry popsicles or else you’ll be sentence to death so have fun .
Tomorrow is sep 3 national blueberry popsicle day
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The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.
Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11
Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!
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Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.
She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!
(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.
“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”
He’s a nice person and when he love someone he really loved him
Blueberry Man is a nice person
A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her
bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me
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