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A girl performing oral sex on a guy while he is taking a shit and smoking a joint.
Yo dude, I was at a party and that slut Martina, was all wasted and I was in the bathroom smoking a joint and taking a shit...and she wanted to give me a smokey blumpkin!
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A derivative of the blumpkin and cleveland steamer, the Akron blumpkin is when a man shits in his partner's mouth while receiving a reach around.
I think i lost 5-10 pounds when she finished giving me an Akron blumpkin.
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To balance on the seat of a toilet with your head down the bowl and your feet in the air, while both defecating and recieving fellatio from another man/women while he/she simultaneously pulls the chain.
I didn't feel like using the toilet properly or being the right-way-up, so I suggested to my girlfriend that we have a bogwash blumpkin
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To get a blumpkin while upper-decking anyone's toilet. The receiver of said sperm load must then snowball the sperm into the toilet with the shit.
Boyfriend to girlfried:
Man, this guy doesn't know how to throw a party. he's really pissing me off.
Girfriend: Want to give him an Arctic Blumpkin?
Boyfriend: This is why I love you.
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The epitamy of greatness. Has an amazing theme song. The one who gets 4 Blumpkins. He shall always be remembered as this name.
Person 1: Hey dude, did you hear that guy got a Blumpkin?
Person 2: No fucking way!! What a studd!!
Person 1: I know right !! He got like 4 of them!!
Person 2: Dude that guy is The Blumpkin Man!!!
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when you punch a girl in the face and make her give you dome piece whilst you are taking a poopy
bitch give me a strawberry blumpkin, and i have diahrea so it might smell
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A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.
"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."
"Sweet."
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