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Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish under the influence of marijuana

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 9, 2020


Bologna Lips

A fine class of vaginal clasps that appear to be a yummy bologna sandwich.
A specimen with a very fleshy appearance.

Someone who may like subway dumpster dives would find this specimen exquisite.

Mother always told me girls like a sandwich enthusiast.

"Yo bro don't make fun of Bridget, its not her fault she was born with Bologna Lips"
"Mommy owo queen please show me your bologna lips" :-D

by Searchin4Sus October 6, 2023


Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024


Bad Bologna Day

Bad bologna was first used in 2015 in a manufacturing facility in Western Massachusetts. Bad bologna day is a work call out excuse that is covert for a mental health day for when you just need a day off to get away for it all. There is no such thing as bad bologna.

Bad Bologna Day
You: I won't be in today, I think I had some bad bologna.
Boss: Ok, great. I hope you feel better.

by badbolognawesternmass November 4, 2022


Spiffy bologna water

When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.

LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!

by ThatBagle26 March 27, 2020


Bologna Balls

The feeling you get after a night of hardcore slamming.

Joe, "how ya feeling?"

Sam,"I spent the night at my girlfriends and have a case of Bologna Balls"

Joe, "Oh wow, good for you! Want some Ben-Gay for that? I have some back at my desk."

by easy eee January 5, 2010


Bologna Puckles

Bologna puckles is an insult made by a five year old that tends to add silly things after a real word

You are a bologna puckle.

I don't like bologna puckles!

by Zapataluv February 3, 2012