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The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.
I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!
The act of putting your desire to have sexual interaction with someone over top of survival instinct. This can manifest in both genders as undertaking extremely dangerous, stupid or embarrassing acts.
Regularly seen in cinema where characters either do something illogical in order to impress another character or two characters ignore the dangers around them to have a romantic moment.
Person 1: "Dude, why did he run back into the collapsing building he just escaped from?
Person 2: "Hot chick is still inside. The Power of boners"
Guys get erections every morning, all around the world, every day. Every time the Earth spins into its full morning cycle, every adult male has already had a boner. So that means that humanity has been doing a "boner wave" around the earth for hundreds of thousands of years!
The feeling of being in a boner wave is amazing!
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A boner a male achieves while a woman is struggling and or panicking. Tickling, wrestling, and other wholesome activities can induce a struggle boner.
I was tickling my girlfriend and I got a raging struggle boner.
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An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.
Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours
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When the excitement of an upcoming video game release is so overpowering it generates feelings of arousal.
Symptoms include: Pre-Orders, calendar reminders, scheduled days off, repetitive trailer watching, rescheduling important life events and the ending of relationships.
If your game-boner lasts more than 4 hours please consult a physician.
Dave: Did you see that trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto? It looks awesome!
Erik: Check my pants bro. I'm sportin' a major Game-Boner.
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When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth
When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.