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The Pussy Born are an ancient Brotherhood of pussy destroyers (see tag box). They where chosen to eat all the pussy in the world. Normally, a Pussy Born allways has tons of girls around him.
Look at him and all his girls! He a Pussy Born!?
Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.
You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
It’s when you’re born or be something
You were born to be a singer
It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
friend: 'Good morning my man, how's your day?'
you: 'Actually, I've had quite a borning.'