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It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022


Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

β€˜He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by π•€π•’π•žπ•§π•–π•£π•ͺπ•šπ•Ÿπ•₯π•–π•π•π•šπ•˜π•–π•Ÿπ•₯ March 23, 2021


Brass Logger

A person who's kink is defecating in the openings of brass instruments, such as tubas, trombones, and French horns.

Being a Brass Logger, Michael was thrilled when HR announced a new community music room was being opened at his office.

by Dr. Shelly Fingerhood November 03, 2021


Brass Nonce

Anyone who decorates their clothing with cogs and goggles aka Steampunk

Have you see Brian's outfit he's decorated himself with cogs and goggles. He's such a brass nonce

by Biga1983 May 05, 2022


Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020


Brass knuckled

another word for hand jobs :)

He will NOT be getting brass knuckled tonight!

by babylove Macmomma August 26, 2011


talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023