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Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).

"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."

by Woolie Wool July 20, 2013


Mexican Breath

Inhaling steam from a hot pocket, and exhaling it, imitading the smellyness of stereotypical ghetto mexican's breath after eating a taco or burrito

See that guy going off on that mexican breath? Smells like Juan when he smashed his hoe.

by lolusuq November 8, 2015


lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.

While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.

by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016


beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader October 11, 2015


Ebola Breath

Breath that goes beyond stank. It smells like you're dying.

"Joey brush your teeth you have Ebola breath."

by Death by Breath August 18, 2018


kebab breath

Another Saturday morning condition similar to pisshead's pocket in which one's mouth still reeks of left over kebab from the (Friday) night before.

that's serious case of kebab breath you have there honey

by Seanipops April 16, 2004


Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017