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Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site
A man who loves watching people smoking weed and smokes weed while watching Dickey dines show and laughing his ass off
Man 1: I hear that Brendan smokes weed and watches the Dickey dines show
Man 2: does he even find thedickeydinesshow funny
A sonic fan who been sending dick pics so long that he started in 5th grade and is tall I guess...
Girl 1: Omg Brendan is so cute!
Girl 2: Bitch you need a good guy and you shouldn’t date my ex
Girl 1: PSH I didn’t want to date him!! I just think he is cute cause his tall!
Girl 2: Sure...
He has a fat ass, sexiest male ever and is the Pudding Man also known as the messiah
is that brendan, holy shit hes the so hot, can i suck on his toes
That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.
He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender
A really sweet nerd! Fucking adorable little thing with the most beautiful blue eyes ever! Smartest person you will ever know!
Person 1: omg did you see his eyes?
Person 2: yeah, they are almost as beautiful as brendans