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buy sexual

when a gay person wants to by your reproductive organs for money $$

one sick mother fucker i dont want to meet

by scared little boy February 7, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Best Buy Mobile

Best place ever just ask Amy

Me: Hey Amy ever been to Best Buy Mobile?
Amy: Yep. Best Place ever!

by alwaysjamin April 7, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Best Buy Costumer

The word "Costumer" comes from greek which is transalated into "retard". These human like creatures come into best buy complaining about life and bitch about everything. They think they know more than the sales person while what ever they say is wrong. Some of them tend to be brain dead and beyond retarded. While only 3% of these things are smart the rest is hopeless. They tend to bitch and say "im going to circiut city"... while employee's could give less of a shit. These things could survive could snowy, rainy, and the most horrible weather conditions for electronics.
They could stand outside in the colud over 10 hours and have fun.
German, irish, american, and french scientists have been trying to find out what makes them so "stupid" and "braindead". "They seem to not have a life, and mostly smell bad" said Dr. Xavier.

ex:
Best buy Costumer: Do you have the new chip chapulus?

Employee: What exactly is that?

Costumer: Its a CD! You should know your product!

Employee: (another retard)

The costumer(aka retard) assumes that the employee's are robots that can memorize 12,000 CD's and know every one of them since they work there.




ex2:
Costumer: Do you work here?

Employee:(No shit dumbass) yes how can i help you.

Costumer: This keyboard costs alot i want the adapter free.

Employee: (Uh.. ok)Sorry thats not possible.

Costumer: WHAT! I bought a 42" TV and...20mins of bitching... and i bought a dvd yesterday and this is what i get! i want a manager.

Employee:ok(what a idiot)

Manager: Hi, how can i help you?

Costumer: This employee is telling me .....another 20mins of bitching.... and that i cant ge the adapter.

Manager: yea he is right, it is not possible to give it for free.

Costumer: Fuck this im going to circuit city and enver shopping here.

Employee: bye(finally)


what happens is that the costumer comes in the next day like nothing happend.


by Il Papasito February 24, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


buy/dl/trash

It's a question often asked on Music forums or boards asking wether you should Buy an album, as in go out and cop it. Download an album, as in go out and get it off the internet. Or trash an album as in don't even bother with it.

I'm not sure about this album should I Buy/DL/Trash it?

by Neezy July 12, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


buy a fucking vowel

an exclamation often used when confronted with a word or name from the former Yugoslavia or in any Serbo-Croatic tounge

My name is Joe
I'm Grgur.
What?
Grgur?
How do you spell that?
G-R-G-U-R
BUY A FUCKING VOWEL!!!!

by joe November 6, 2004

20๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Best Buy Movie

Any film so poorly or cheap produced (writing, acting, production values) that it appears it was made by someone who bought all their video equipment at a Best Buy. The usual format is a "found footage" horror, Bigfoot, alien abduction, rape-revenge, or slasher theme where lots of dumb, and often stoned and/or drunk, oversexed college students (or twenty something actors playing high school students) get killed through extremely contrived and ill conceived plot holes. Usually the director and writer also "act" as either victims or the killer. Not to be confused with cult films from the 1970s and 1980s using more conventional production values such as Friday the 13th, etc., rather the genre is a shoestring outgrowth of Blair Witch Project, etc.

Since the Covid-19 lockdowns I have wasted too many hours watching Best Buy Movies on Tubi and YouTube.

by Postmodern Hick June 12, 2020


Duy Dan Buy

A very sweet boi, He loves the anime hentai. He has lolis in his house. Along with sex dolls that look like Overwatch characters. A boy that wont ever rape you

Angeline: Can I go to Duy Dan Buy house
Mom: Sure cuz he wont rape you

by LionPussy November 12, 2018