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Hand Candy

Sperm from masturbation is called hand candy. When a man/woman gives a hand job and produces "hand candy" from the penis head.

"Damn my girlfriend gave me excellent hand candy!"
"I got hand candy all over my pants."

by Jacques de O. November 26, 2009

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Topcoat Candy

The crappy candy you put on top of the bowl for trick-or-treaters on Halloween so the good candy is leftover.

Some of examples of topcoat candy are jellyfruits, pretzels, stale candy from previous holidays, generic "handmade" caramels.

by Pollo_Loco_27 November 3, 2009

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douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.

"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."

by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006

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Candy Stomp

A dance used by ravers. Think of it as doing the step master on the floor while bouncing side to side. All the while using photons or Glowstick to make patterns in the air.

The bass on that song is great to Candy Stomp to.

by Dj Furby August 22, 2007

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Candy Asshole

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.

I love anal, but the best is when your girl lets you give her a nice candy asshole.

by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011

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bandy candy

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death

1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!

by Katie "the whore" Redmond October 17, 2007

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candy kid

A Candy Kid is a Raver with such a positive vibe that he/she feel she needs to turn himself or herself inside out and wear this vibe. A Candy Kid is not a Candy Kid because of what he/she wears. A Candy Kid is a Candy Kid
because of what's inside. There is a huge amount of positive energy inside and usually the Candy Kid will not give a damn who is watching him/her and will run around the rave like he/she owns it or knows everybody there. There are ravers who are true Candy Kids, yet do not dress the part.

Not all Candy Kids do drugs. Like any other raver, drug usage varies from Kid to Kid. Some Candy Kids come to be high on the music alone.

Believe it or not, Candy Kids are not all gay, straight, or bi. The majority aren't anything at all. They just are themselves.

What most candy kids dress like...For the most part...

The Candy Kid's attire varies greatly from Kid to Kid. Some prefer the LA style faux fur pants.
Faux fur is a synthetic fur fabric made from polyester. The fur comes in various colors, lengths.
The whole pair of pants is made from the faux fur. There may be a stripe or many stripes of a
contrasting fur material going down the side of the leg. Some may choose to take already store
bought jeans and sew in inserts on the sides of the leg. The insert patterns rage from 60's-80's
cartoon characters (smurfs,he-man,snorks,care bears,rainbow brite,get a long gang, star wars,scooby-doo)
to todays modern characters (sesame street, winnie the pooh, arthur, toy story, teenage mutant
ninja turtles, power rangers). Sometimes the inserts will consist of faux fur as well. As well as clothes,
the Candy Kid will have in a huge ammount of floursecent plastic bead necklaces and braclets which are
called, "candy jewlery". The beads are bought at craft strores or toy stores. Some Candy Kids
purchase huge plastic blocks, balls, or links to use as a wallet chain. The Candy Kid also wears a kid's
backpack.

by Danny Price October 25, 2005

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