Greatest dental office of all time!! Known for its extremely knowledgeable staff and amazing patients!
Canyon dental centre is my go-to for all my dental needs
Having sex with a beautiful woman that happens to have a loose vagina
We had a great time and I ended up driving the Lamborghini into the Grand Canyon
1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl
Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)
High school in Colorado - former school of famous meme page @misharkx on instagram
Wow, Rock Canyon is dogshit at sports, but at least I can say I went to the same school as famous hot sexy mishark!
A slang term for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. (a.k.a. Mormons)
Those Canyon People were out on their bikes proselytizing the town of Grovespring, Missouri.
A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.
Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.
When you take a fucking massive shit and after about 10 wipes, you still strike oil
I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.