Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

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For all I care

Meaning that you don't care at all, 'it' doesnt concern you.

A: hey, I heard that when you're dead, your children will sell all your stamp collections on an auction house.
B: When that time comes, they can do with it whatever they like, for all I care.

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could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

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Souper Bowl of Caring

a charitable organization that utilizes Super Bowl weekend by motivating youth to collect monetary and food donations, alleviating hunger and poverty in America.

I give back to the community through the Souper Bowl of Caring by passing soup pots in my church on Super Bowl Sunday!

Fair Care Bear

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.

Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.

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adequate health care

An urban legend of the USA.

Man, I've heard of adequate health care. It'd be so cool if it was real!

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couldn't care less

don't give a fuck.

Other: "Oh my gosh, did you hear about Jennie and her..."
Me: "Oh my gosh, did you hear abut the time that I couldn't care less?"
Other: "No"
Me: "Oh, well it's now :)"

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