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When we speak of Carl we are only talking about the one from the America shameless because the British shameless looks worse then diarrhoea. Carl is defined as a hot mother fucker that any person in the bright mind would fuck and love. He also thinks about sex 70 000 times a day is a white boy but that's okay. If you do not like Carl you immediately get the death penalty, so don't be a ratatouille and love Carl you dumb bitches.
Chad: Carl Gallagher is so fucken hot
Karen: no he's not you weirdo
*banging on the door*
Police: POLICE, OPEN UP!!!
*Karen opens the door*
Karen: yes officers...?
Police: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR NOT BEING IN LOVE WITH SEXY WHITE BOY CARL!!!
Karen: *sobbing* I'm so sorry officers I swear I will take it back!!!Please Please let me go!!!
Police: WHATS SAID HAS BEEN SAID YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT BACK RATATOULLIE!!!!
*police take Karen to station where they put her in a cell and light it on fire where she burns to death*
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When you shit in a sock and then hit someone in the head with it. Sometimes mistakingly refered to as a Hot Carl.
My neighbor had been running over my garbage cans lately so I snuck up behind him one night and wacked him with a Flying Carl.
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The act of swimming without becoming wet
"I pulled a Carl Colimon during my lunch hour today"
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When a young man freezes a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good knock on her noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!
She was resistant to the Cold Carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.
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A dysenteric version of the hot carl.
The only thing worst than a Saucy Carl is, uhh... let me get back to that.
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The greatest Discord bot in the animal kingdom
"Fuck Dyno. Long live Carl-Bot."
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The combination of a Hot Carl and a Rusty Trombone. also there's a spit valve involved.
this sicko on on the internet was interested in a rusty carl.
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