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A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
To which Miss South Carolina replied:
"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
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When you take one for the team, but you're the only one playing
Are you kidding me? The Carolina Road Dog strikes again.
The top of a bikini; the lower part being 'South Carolina.'
While doing the water slide, Caroline had a wardrobe malfunction. She lost North Carolina.
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To teabag another person in a steamy shower or sauna while farting on his or her forehead. This is best done after the "teabagger" eats a meal consisting of high protein. The steam of the shower allows the gas particles to bind to the water vapor, creating a "fart sponge" for maximum effect, therefore, the fart stench remains on the "teabagee" for a long duration of time.
After eating a protein cookie and cauliflower, Dino thought it would be nice to treat his girlfriend to a Carolina Sweet Tea.
a term used when sticking your penis into a girls anus or vagina and then take dog shit and smear it all over her ass.
Travis, I gave Natalie a Carolina Brown House the other night.
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a city located north of Charlotte. it is built up with businesses (which it wasn't 10 years ago) and is also flooded with New Yorkers. if you are looking for a regular house in mooresville bring atleast 200,000 dollars. it is home to many race car drivers. there are two kinds of people in mooresville. southerners, and New Yorkers.
Did you hear? She is moving to Mooresville, North Carolina! I guess her parents wanted to move to a slightly smaller city.
The act of preparing for natural disasters by stocking up on milk, eggs, and bread.
Must be a hurricane soon, everyone's shopping cart is full up with milk, eggs, and bread... must be making Carolina French Toast.
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