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There is a very slim possibility the task you would like to perform, will be completed satisfactory.
"Breeding Mongolian Traffic wardens with a hybrid Bagder to create a kung fu red blooded super race?!" -
"You got more chance of shitting in the queens handbag!"
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Meaning of the acronym LCC, which also coincidentally means "Luzerne County Community College."
People who are too lazy to get a real degree go to LCC, the Last Chance Community College.
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home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever
it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..
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November 10th is national give someone a chance day. No matter what give someone a chance at something no matter if it be a friendship, relationship, redemption, money, or a job even.
Sam: Hey didnt jeff ask you out the other day?
Bailey: yeah. I rejected his ass!
Jeff: *goes on urban dictionary and makes national give someone a chance day cause hes sad*
*national give a chance day was then created*
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A song written by Whats her face, whom should be the leader of teen girl squad in my personal opinion.
I think I have a chance with this guy!
I hope I do a dance with this guy!
I hope I put a trance on this guy!
I think I'll lend some pants to this guy!
Hope I go to France with this guy!
Think I'll put some ants on this guy!
Guy guy guy guy
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You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!
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Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!