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A self defined ghost town, with a population that barely cracks a thousand, in this town your either old and rich or black and poor. Good luck trying to find a girl in this town that's worth anything because, if shes smart she already left before you got there. The town's economy hang's on for dear life from three things fisherman, a golf course that tries to be fancy, and tourism (god only knows who would want to go there). With the outstanding variety of things to do, like go to Food Lion and McDonald's or Fish there's no limit to the amount of boredom you can experience.
John: Dude I just found out I'm moving, thank god.
Mark: That's great man, your finally getting out of Cape Charles .
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A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,
"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."
The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
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The actual queen of makeup and pinkity drinkitys
Does my make up slay the day like James charles
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A crazy dude who didn't even have the guts to commit murder himself and ordered his stoner buddies to do it.
Has a lot of retarded followers on the internet who are either A) too stupid to know better and don't read enough about American history to have any real heroes, or B) harbor violent sexual fantasies and support Manson because he was "Totally awesome! He straight up killed people!"
Manson Supporter: UR al SO stoopid! Charles Manson wz framed adn is a TRUE LEDEADER!!!!
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Eeyore-looking mother fucker.
Charles Stiles: charles stiles mystery diners
To hang yourself like Chester Charles.
My dad Chester Charles himself.
Nickname for wilturd, a famous tiktoker who has a kink for urine.
Sir Charles Pisskink has made yet another tiktok today.