V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

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Ass Chips

Frito Lay Sabritones puffed wheat snacks, chile lime flavored. It smells like ass when you open the bag, but they are delicious!

Mom: "Look, I bought some ass chips"
Daughter: "Get ready for stanky!"

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chip and pin

Rhyming slang for 'grin'.

Although this phrase is usually compressed in the vernacular, one could still use; "Look at the chip and pin on her". More commonly; Wipe that chip off you face, What's he chipping at?, She's got a chip like a Cheshire Cat.

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chip buttie

A sand which comprised of chips between two slices of bread. Usually purchased from a fish and chip shop. Served with a variety of sauses (tomato, brown, mayonnasie etc)

Yeah mate i will have a can of coke and a chip buttie please. Oh and put some brown sauce on it.

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chip cob

Another name for a chip buttie (sandwhich comprised of chips between two slices of bread) usually served with tomato sauce (tomato ketchup)

Yeah mate I will have a chip cob with tomato sauce please.

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booty chips

Small pieces of used toilet paper, which have been left and/or dropped on the floor inside a public bathroom stall.

Man, there are booty chips all over that bathroom floor.

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V-Chip

1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.

2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.

1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!

2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!

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