To stash or hide any form of contraband in the rectum from a person of athority.
Refer to the story of the watch that made it through the war and brought to a young Butch Coolidge Bruce Willis' role in "Pulp Fiction".
First dood-"man i cant believe how close we came to getting busted by the sizzle*"
Second dood-"i know bro, i totally had to Christopher Walken that ounce"
First dood-"Seriously bro you didnt... good thing it was double bagged"
*sizzle the sound bacon makes when you fry it... bacon refers to the fuzz
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Asshole writer bitch, wrote Eragon. Stole ideas from Ursula Leguin, J.R.R. Tolkien and myriad other authors.
Guy 1- I loved Eragon
Guy 2- I liked it when it was called earthsea.
Guy 3- Guy 1 sucks.
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This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.
He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.
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Fucking amazing musician who is extremely underrated.
He's best known as a founding member and vocalist for the band Stabbing Westward (1985 โ 2002) after the bands break up, Hall founded the L.A rock band The Dreaming
Me: I fucking love Christopher Hall, his music is amazing, plus he's sexy.
Joe Blow: Who's Christopher Hall?
Me: ... go away.
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Christopher Anderson is totez sexy, likes to make things AWKZ. HE Has 7 1/2 inch dick, i would know, he's my bf, and i love him to death, he's my soul mate for life. He totez honest about everything, add him on facebook Christopher Anderson, hes the sexy one with long orgasmic blonde hair.
I WISH I HAD A CHRISTOPHER ANDERSON TO FUCK
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the author of the holy bible for minecrafters, the god of minecraft, the best science teacher
dave: hey man did you write sumn?
christopher miko: hey i did it was The Holy Bible for Minecrafters
dave: damn bruh fr fr no cap bussin bussin
christopher miko: what
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