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Insincere, empty talk intended to gain applause
Antoine has a major case of clap trap!
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To destroy someone so completely in a pokemon battle that the only way to describe the destruction is to say they got ass clapped
You just handed that guy a 6-0 ass clap
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The sound your pelvic area makes when you're absolutely railing a female from behind
I heard Ma-tumba clapping cheeks in the room yesterday
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When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.
Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.
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The process of, after having a few drinks, hugging a plump girl who you are trying to hook up with and stealthily attempting to clap your hands. If you can clap your hands, you're good to go. If a girl fails the clap test, RUN.
Jesse: "I'm gonna gonna go for it!"
Joe: "Did you do the clap test?"
Jesse: "Nope, but I'm gonna go for it anyway."
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Your Clapped is used as an insult to anybody who is a lil bitch
Girl: i don't love you anymore
Josh: your clapped anyway
Josh: *wheese*
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The outrageously wack hairstyle typical of fuck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. The goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. Unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. Popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. If you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. If genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, I would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.
See also: Undercut, Rugrats cut, Macklemore cut.
Human 1: Man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the accumulation of money, women and material possession. Surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be...
Human 2: You mean the fuck boy over there with the goof-clap? Surprise surprise.