Stomp Clap

Stomp Clap, also defined as Stomp Clap Hey, is a genre of music, considered by some as possibly the worst genre in existence, defined by a consistent and repeating Stomp, Clap, Stomp Clap and at times featuring a Hey or similar shout.
The music features either a stomp and a clap or a variation with other, usually percussion, instruments replacing, one or both sounds, for example a Kick, Snare or Tambourine. The music is usually mid to fast tempo and upbeat but also quite slow at times.

The genre has roots in folk, especially more country esque sounding folk music with bands like The Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men, fun and Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes being genre contemporaries,but also exists within some electronic bands like Imagine Dragons and Awolnation.

Examples of songs that fit within the genre include.
"Hey Ho" by The Lumineers.
"Little Talk" by Of Monsters and Men
"Sail" by Awolnation
"Thunder" by Imagine Dragons
"Riptide" by Vance Joy

"Home" by Phillip Phillips
And the completely different.
"Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes.

Can you please stop playing that Stomp Clap Music before I shoot myself.

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Clap Trap

Insincere, empty talk intended to gain applause

Antoine has a major case of clap trap!

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Ass clap

To destroy someone so completely in a pokemon battle that the only way to describe the destruction is to say they got ass clapped

You just handed that guy a 6-0 ass clap

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Clapping Cheeks

The sound your pelvic area makes when you're absolutely railing a female from behind

I heard Ma-tumba clapping cheeks in the room yesterday

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Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.

Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.

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Clap test

The process of, after having a few drinks, hugging a plump girl who you are trying to hook up with and stealthily attempting to clap your hands. If you can clap your hands, you're good to go. If a girl fails the clap test, RUN.

Jesse: "I'm gonna gonna go for it!"
Joe: "Did you do the clap test?"
Jesse: "Nope, but I'm gonna go for it anyway."

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Your Clapped

Your Clapped is used as an insult to anybody who is a lil bitch

Girl: i don't love you anymore
Josh: your clapped anyway
Josh: *wheese*

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