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Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 10, 2019


Drowsy cob

A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.

A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob

by Ahahahahahahahhahaha December 24, 2020


Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017


Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.

Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?

by AngryDadGaming May 7, 2018


Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by December 1, 2024


COB Sally

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!

Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"

by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020


Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 14, 2018