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Verb;When you shit all over your husband legs and let it harden, then he wears them as pants and goes to a very important meating the next day.
"I gave my husband some Colorado brownie pants and he got fired."
"Hopefully he'll spend more time with me now."
A small school in Fort Collins full of ass-holes because they have no friends
Hey, did you know Im from Colorado Early Colleges?
Yeah. im the dipshit that likes men, notice how i said dipshit, thats my nickname, try to find me mfers
When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.
Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!
Any combination of cannabis and cocaine. (In large quantities optional)
Hey do you wanna have a Colorado Snow Party?
Yeah man, I'll bring the coke, you get the dope!
The act of cumming on an amputee limb
Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.
Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”
Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"
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When a female is sucking a dudes balls then the ball sack rips. She takes your balls and starts to juggle them. Then she proceeds to shove them in your mouth in a very hostile way.
last night becky gave me a colorado bag juggler... nasty
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