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Did you see that man, he was Colton.

by Anonymous9247 January 9, 2022


Colton

Oh where to start with my Colton. He's just everything, including an awesome boyfriend to me. He always laughs at your jokes even when he doesn't think they're funny. He always has the biggest smile when he enters a room. Even a classroom. He's respectful, and so loving to everyone in his life. Including the annoying people and his "enemies".. I quoted enemies cause he never has one.. we'll name enemies the people that don't spark his interest haha. He's talented and gets great grades every school year. In this, I'm not just writing about my Colton. I'm sure every Colton in this world is just as unique. I'm just describing everything about mine.

Colton is the best person I know

by kenzadoodle :) June 15, 2022


Colton

Colton is a very sweet, cute, and he is so loyal, if someone ever Lost him they would go into a trance of depression without him. If I were to never get to have my first kiss without him I would never trust myself. He is the best person on earth and I love him more than anything. He is like a king in some Eyes. He is my best friend but more than a friend my lover.

He is amazing he is a king in my eyes I love Colton

by hufflepuffsandmarshmollows January 5, 2021


Colton

The guy who's very caring and artistic, yet Intelligent and has a thick wall that is difficult to get past - once you do however, he treats you like you're important and he sees through all the superficial bullshit to the inner you and celebrates that 'you'.

Type of guy who you either had a crush on back in the day, but never grew the courage to tell him and now he's married with a kid and you're alone and think about him every day. The pictures up on Facebook remind you that it could have been your life instead if you had just been better....his profile haunts you.

You know since he's married he would never falter or be unfaithful. That's part of why you still love him.

He's pretty above average, not that it really matters since he focuses all of his attention and body onto you while you're intimate - so much so that during a passionate session on the couch you both moved the couch from the living room into the kitchen without noticing...
The kind of guy that slips through your fingers far too quickly because of your own downfalls, and you'd give your pinky just to be serenaded by his beautiful voice and mediocre guitar/piano playing.

The type of guy that's not a "Nice" guy, but a genuine guy.
He's handsome, average height but he actually fucking listens which is rare.
Down to earth, he would talk until 5 in the morning about questions you don't even consider until he's around.

I miss him.

"I'm such a moron, I screwed up and now Colton has moved on without me.

Or

" That Colton sure makes my heart flutter"

by IshouldhaveSHUTUP May 23, 2022


colton

the hottest, sweetest, most amazing and perfect guy you will ever come across :)) but hes not interested in you :)

colton is bae

by sloppytoppy101 May 21, 2021


Colton

Colton is a very unique species. He comes off as a funny, caring, and trusting guy. He is a somewhat talented musician, and he enjoys speeding in his tiny green truck to impress girls. He is also super handsome and very tall. He often says very dirty jokes and pick up lines, and flashes his dick to whoever wants to see it. He seems like a great boyfriend on the outside, but nobody knows about Colton’s true colors unless you’ve dated him. If you have done Colton dirty no matter how small, he will come back to haunt you. He will seek revenge to those who did him wrong. Even if it is his fault for something that went down, he will make an excuse to blame anyone but himself. No matter how long ago the incident happened, he will always find a way to come back into your life. He will make you fall for him so he can break your heart again. He will cheat and screw you over. He will make up stories to hurt you, because all he wants is the worst for those who only want the best for him. He will be the love of your life one minute, and the next he will call you crazy. Colton’s are not who you think they are. And no matter how much you try, you will always love him even though he hurt you many times. Colton’s are excellent liars, but don’t let him fool you. Colton deserves to rot alone for what he has done.

Melina: Oh my god, there’s my ex, Colton.
Sydney: Melina, get over him already. He is a compulsive liar, and you deserve better.
Melina: You’re right, but I still love him even though he hurt me many many times.

by Soon to be ex husband July 31, 2018


colton

a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out

colton has a massive cooter

by hannahgothoes November 30, 2019