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Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.
"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"
Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.
I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
Digitally enhanced female breasts.
Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"
The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.
Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."
The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"
Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"
The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"
Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much
be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer
One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.
``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''