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Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

by happy moose February 21, 2011

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Conserve School

1. A place in the Northwoods that is like hell on Earth, but cold.
2. Where the Admin shove the word community down the throats of the students and then throws all of the school alleged "values" out the window to teach the students a lesson
3. Where the heads of the school like to make examples out of students, the worse the punishment the better
4. A place where if you are from Serbia and can play basketball you are automatically excepted, no matter how smart you are and if you are one of these foreign basketball boys you are excempt from all punishment

"Shit...my parents are sending me to Conserve School..."
"It's okay man, they will expell you soon anyways..."

by Elaine Donahue April 23, 2008

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conservative anarchist

one who believes in all the ideas of libertarianism and follows anarchism but does not believe in abortion or go out and protest wars like a flaming faggot.
to be a conservative anarchist you must....
1) say fuck authority and the RIAA
2) frequently use kazaa lite
3) wherever you go , bring spraypaint and tag the conservative anarchist logo (an elephant with a swastika and an anarchy circle with an "A" in it on top of it)
4) white power (some respect to vietnamese and philipino)
5) doesnt believe in abortion

Person A : I love being a radical anarchist. Let's go protest a war!
Person B : Shut the fuck up and keep sucking Bradley.
Person A : Okay. Maybe we should just give up being radical faggots and just become CONSERVATIVE ANARCHISTS.

by JEREMYLITTLEFIELD January 31, 2004

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closet conservative

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:
Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.
Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:
John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.
Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

by fuckingay December 19, 2007

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Anime Conservatives

An anime fan who becomes enraged when an anime distributor/liscensor/adapter (such as FUNimation or Viz Media) releases something other than anime. This usually happens when it comes to live-action shows and movies.

"What the hell is this!? This isn't anime! It's not even Japanese!"

"What is this madness!? Why don't they just stick to what they're good at!?"

"Wow. You guys are acting like such an Anime Conservatives."

by Karashou April 22, 2016

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Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

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The Conservative Party

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

by The Queen's son October 4, 2008

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