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a. when two or more of your friends (or even strangers) are talking, and you come up between them and insert yourself in the conversation
b. when you are in a conversation and say something really awkward and the conversation stops because you can't say anything else
a. "Did you see how Jenny just came up and started talking to us? She's such a conversation wedge."
b. Person A: "Yeah so I was at my dad's girlfriend's place, and all I could notice was how she left her clothes everywhere!"
Person B: "I love smelling underwear."
Person A: "That's awkward. Why do you always have to create a conversation wedge?"
A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.
Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.
Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.
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The path of a conversation that takes an abrupt turn from the beginning of a thread to the end of a thread.
conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
Amanda: If you want to be well liked post something about getting things shoved up your ass.
...several people contribute comments. to a very different last comment of,
Roman:Do you love how this went from getting things shoved up your ass to getting an MBA?
...this is "conversational drift"
conversation, conversational, drift, ass, comment
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When someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.
I.e. Thomas talking everyone's face off last night was such a conversation rape.
I.e. Don't get caught downstairs with P.T., he's a conversation rapist.
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When two people are speaking to each other about the same thing, but are not on the same wave length. They are both making the same point but think that the other misunderstands. This often ends in extreme bouts of laughter because both parties involved realize their stupidity.
A: I think we should go to the grocery store first because I need to get bread.
B: No! We need to go to the grocery store first.
A: I know, that's what I said.
B: No, you need to get bread.
A: But why would you want to go the grocery store first?
B: Because you need to get bread you just said that.
A: Hold on, let's just go to the grocery store first since we both want to go there first!
B:What a fail conversation we just had!
End in lolz.
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A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.
That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)
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A type of inexpensive candy found at Valentine's Day. They are in the shape of small pastel-colored hearts with short messages printed on them in red ink.
Some messages might include "love you," "kiss me," "U R fine," "be mine," etc. More modern candies also include "e-mail me," or "text me."
Sally was very happy when Joe gave her a box of conversation hearts.
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