Daniel cook

A small you man who is regarded as being gay. He gets friend zoned by a wide range of women including milfs. The name Daniel cook also means and individual who whips his sick out in math class. Don't be mistaken by the show Daniel cook.

u remind me of a lose Daniel cook

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Home Cooking

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.

The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!

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dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

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Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

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Cum Cooking

The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.

Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

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Dane Cook

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

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Dane cook

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

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