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The Greatest place on Earth. Located in the South-West of Ireland, it’s also known as:
Heaven
Elysium
Paradise
Jesus: God! There’s a pandemic going on! You should be helping them. Why the hell are you staying in Cork?
God: It’s because I’m working from home, son.
I wanted to see underneath, but all I got was cork!
His cork really stopped me from spilling.
Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?
Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.