When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
an action that you perform when you could do something
"HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!"
"By coulding"
Another way that hyper-intelligent beings express their want for someone to not do something. future tense version of "could you not"
Classmate: imma ctrl shift qq you!
Me: could you didn't.
When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.
Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*
Reg: "I could make a joke right now."
She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from
Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
A phrase used to describe a (usually homoerotic) friendship where two people partake in romantic activities together such as, cuddling, holding hands, going on 'dates' of sorts, etc. and one of said individuals has feelings for the other and is debating whether this person feels the same.
"She told me she loved me, never said how she loved me. But she said it anyways, which could mean something"
Secritive term for amazing sex. Wen sneaking around not wantin ppl to kno wat ur talkin bout
Cum on babii u wanna see if it could be amazing.
Jill and I are gunna go down to tha beach to see if it could be amazing.