Crank Yankers

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.

The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.

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peddle and crank

Wank

To have a wank

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Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

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Crank That Robocop

to ejaculate into a bucket and put it on someone's head

see superman

superman that hoooooo,
then watch me crank that robocop

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Crank that frank

Daddy, repressed emo,

Me : crank that frank better fuck me tonight

Crank That frank: I have a girlfriend

Me: that basic bitch *rolls eyes*

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Crank that Emily

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post

So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily

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Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

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