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A critical condition where black men are addicted to white women because they feel as if dating white women makes them superior. It's an inferiority complex that lies within their subconscious mind due to propaganda that is designed to make the black men view himself as less.
"I don't date black women, they're too ghetto. White girls are where it's at."
"You my friend have got the snow bunny crisis"
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On March 13th 2019, Instagram got a little cranky. For some users, posting was impossible; for some, it couldn't load at all; and for those who deleted and reinstalled the app, found themselves stuck in the login screen.
"Dude, can you get into your DM's yet?"
"No, what about you? Able to login yet?"
"No, it just says 'There is an unusual error.'"
"Dang Instagram better fix this March 13 crisis!"
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The act of casually having an identity crisis
Person 1: y'all ever have a casual Identity crisis?
Person 2: yeah
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noun. during intercourse or other sexual acts, the failure to keep the penis erect. Commonly referred to as Erectile Disfunction (ED) and treated using Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, etc.
Man, we were having the best sex ever last night but then I had a Cuban Missile Crisis even Kennedy couldn't fix.
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You are considered to have a "Quarter Life Crisis" if you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 20 and 30.
See One Eight Life Crisis or Mid Life Crisis for more information on the former.
"I am seriously, like, having a nervous breakdown"
(Evesdropping Bystander thinks...) She's having a Quarter Life Crisis!
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an early replacement for the all too impatient, need-to-have-everything-now, cell-phone-me-later-to-say-"hey", internet-crazed, generation x-ers and on who absolutely cannot wait until middle age to have their real midlife crisis, they need one NOW!
Jerry Yang is like totally having a quarter life crisis after having made his first billion prior to mid-life and now not knowing what to do/buy next.
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From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"
n.
the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.
A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!
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