Water yo crops

To ejaculate upon another persons genitalia

I'm going to water your crops.
I'm going to water her crops.
I want to water his crops.
I'm gonna water yo crops.

Water yo crops

To ejaculate on another persons genitalia.

Im gonna water yo crops
Im going to water her crops.
just watering the crops

Cropped screenshot

That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.

Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*

Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"

crop rust

When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced

I crop rusted on the subway today.

Crop Whore

The act of cropping a friend, or ex out of a picture for later use.

Also for deliberately removing an unpopular student/friend out of group photos.

"Wow, Jenny just updated here profile picture with her wedding photo, but cut out her ex-husband!"

"Man, shes such a Crop Whore..!"

Crop drop

When you crop dust yourself by sending airmail as you take a seat on the throne

I went to drop a duke and accidentally crop dropped myself during decent.

crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.