trench crotch

A Fungal infection of the Genitals (similar to Trench Foot)

This is often caused by 3-4 days at a festival or party with no attention to personal hygiene.

it is also referred to as "Dangle Rot"...

Fuck me john, I pulled this bird at The Glade Festival and when i went down on her i had a peep at her growler and it stank like a heap of rotten cottage cheese, I think she has got trench crotch

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crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

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Crotch Rocket

A fast thing with 2 wheels i try to kill myself on

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crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

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crotch rocket

chick and cop magnet

"Hey can I have a ride?" Goose it to make 'em hold on tighter, brake hard for mush-action.
"Driver's license, registration, proof of insurance please." Heard more often than above unless you don't stop...

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crotch rot

A really bad and incredible disgusting smell coming from a woman's pussy or a man's groin area.

Bob has crotch rot everyday.

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fire crotch

-1- Lindsay Lohan.

-2- A person who has red pubic hair.

Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch, and everyone hates her.

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