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a crusty ass shirt that a fat chick where to expose her belly
yo look at that fat chick she's dirt crusting it up it that wife beater tuck under her bra
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A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).
Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.
Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.
Dude, want to go feed some ducks?
Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.
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A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!
"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"
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Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.
Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!
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the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control
I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob
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Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.
I had to do some dildo crusting after me and my girlfriend tried to be fweaky
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