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When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.
I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.
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A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.
John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!
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When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk
1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger
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A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.
That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.
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A cum crusry is the dryed ejaculation cum wad. You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.
It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my navle hair. f y i clean it up before it dryes up!
Thanks L.W.C.S.
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A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.
Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.
Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.
Rojolita: Faints
Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.
Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.
Rojolita: Faints
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To spread your ass cheeks and sit on a victim’s face, ensuring your sphincter is directly on their lips, and then farting. This is usually done while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Mike couldn’t handle his liquor, so when he passed out, I gave him a crusty taco.
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