curry slap

The morning-after effect of a particularly good hot curry. Describes the flatulent anal-slapping one experiences when breaking wind. Severe curry slap may, in extreme cases, result in rectal prolapse leaving one in need of urgent medical attention.

Dude 1: "I will never drink and eat Indian food again."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."

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Keen as curry

Very keen, eager.

In Australia, Keens brand of curry is a household name.. When someone is keen for something they say "keen as curry".

Im "keen as curry" to go fishing this afternoon.

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Curry Night

Curry night is a night in which people of similar intrest come together to celebrate the wonder that is curry. It is a beautiful night.

'Hey, im thinking of having some people round my house for curry and zoolander...'
'LIKE A CURRY NIGHT!?'
'Yes.'

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Curry Monster

an offensive or comical name for an Indian person; a brown person

I was trying to get my computer fixed and they kept putting me o the phone with these damn curry monsters.

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curry cunt

A cunt/pussy/vagina that reaks terribly of curry. This is a very common syndrome had by women of Pakistani descent.

Wow that bitch has some serious curry cunt going on.

She smelled of curry cunt so bad my dick went limp.

That Paki whore is stinkin' up the whole place with her raging curry cunt.

Holy curry cunt batman, wash yourself woman.

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curry rug

An offensive term for a paki's hairy vagina based on the fact they smell like curry

Bill: You love a bit of curry rug dont you
Jake: No, I wouldn't touch a curry rug for £1,000,000

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Ariel Currie

The most amazing girl ever. She is so beautiful and sweet. she is funny and can always make you laugh. she is passionate nd loving and i will niver forget her

Ariel Currie is so amazing

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