The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.
Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”
Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”
When one is not receptive to said remark from john
John: when I was at uni...
Jo: duuuuhh yoou whhuut?
John: damn it Jo
A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.
Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"
When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake
My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples
You need to get off urban dictionary, damn straight🙌
Me: I have no life
My nonexistent friends: damn straight
When something goes wrong in life you can use that frase. It's a new thing now. From right now. Please use it polite though. #respect
Oh my phone died. DAMN MENDES
I spilled my juice. DAMN MENDES