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What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.
Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.
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When Daves ass hurts on a wedensday morning
Damn dave, whats up with that anal nerve damage?
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A condition that affects folks who become CEOs, CFOs, COOs, CSOs, and other kinds of C-Suite officers, where their skill levels in common, every day tasks (and sometimes their morality and empathy) become severely impaired, as the sudden rush of power, stress and sometimes crushing sense of responsibility (hahahahah, okay, just kidding, it's copious amounts of alcohol and drugs like cocaine) start damaging the parts of the brain involved in figuring out consequences and making estimates, because planning around consequences and making accurate estimates are for the little people and hoi polloi.
Yes, I know he's an ACCA-certified accountant, and you just saw him flub trying to figure out how much tip he was supposed to pay, but you gotta understand… he got promoted to CFO six months ago, and what you're seeing is C-Suite Brain Damage in action.
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A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.
"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."
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When you get below 8,000 player damage in smite because you are a pleb.
BRO YOU ONLY GOT 8,000 PLAYER DAMAGE, THATS SOME ARI LEVEL PLAYER DAMAGE
(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.
DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.
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